Mitchell's beautiful bagel eyes are one of the first things I noticed when I met him.
A victorious Erin. Wait, what is that pin she is proudly displaying? Let's take a closer look ....
No, I did not get a new job at the Olive Garden, nor am I Italian. But I am hospitable apparently. My supervisor told me I scored an 83% on my test. I informed her that I was not aware I had even taken a test. Apparently Human Resources made mystery calls (pretending to be a student with a question) to each department to test our phone skills and rate our helpfulness. An 83%? What did I do to be docked a whole 17%? Maybe I put them on hold for too long ... or maybe my voice wasn't pleasant to their ears ... a bit too nasally for their liking. Either way I am grateful I was not the poor sap in the Athletics Department who scored only a 30%.
FYI: I found this nifty button in the gutter while walking home today. It was meant to be.