A few days after the incident, my mother, my very own mother, my own flesh and blood accused us of stealing their beloved CD case. They couldn't find it anywhere. Why the heck would we want a CD case full of Mo-Tab remixes and LDS Middle Eastern studies? She would constantly ask us if we had seen the missing CD's.
Well ..... a few days ago ...... we found it. I swear to this day that someone planted it in our house to make us look bad. I'm blaming Craig (my little-big brother). We knew these CDs meant a lot to my parents ... so we worked up a little plan .....
We left this in a manila envelope on their doorstep
The missing subject tied up and scared in a dark, damp cellar
We definitely didn't get the cash that we demanded or even the pizza ... we ended up trading it in for some candy corn and we were able to borrow the movie "Forver Young." Not a bad trade if you ask me.
6 comments:
I like the actual tied up case. You guys are awesome. :)
That's awesome. I would have given you pizza. You got robbed. :)
Softies. Ya gotta mean it!
I must defend the roll of TP in the van. I was in scouts way too many years not to get the "Be prepared" thing, ok? And the Mobtab remixes are priceless. It's the only music I listen to. We were willing to do anything to get them back except for giving out pizza and a million bucks. All is well in the Hicken household again. (The CDs haven't stopped shivering yet from the damp cold and hostile surroundings. A therapy bill will be coming your way.....)
You guys are too much...fun. I will be sure to never leave anything at your house when we come visit!
Some kidnappers you'd make! You couldn't even hold out for the pizza??
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