Used car salesmen and cinnamon rolls have one thing in common. They are both great liars. They try to lure you in with their tantalizing aromas and sugary splendor. They whisper sweet nothings in your ears like, “Hey, I’m not so bad.” And then before you know it, they have you right where they want you …. vulnerable and very chubby. I admit it. I totally took the bait, hook, line and sinker. Before I knew it I had downed 3 stupid cinnamon rolls … and when I finally snapped out of my sugar coma I wanted to drop kick the whole pan. Ohhhh cinnamon rolls I loathe you … and my stomach now loathes you.
the two faced liar stupid head evil cinnamon roll