Thank You Reams.

I have seriously not laughed this hard in public in a long long time.   Mitchell and I went on an adventure yesterday and somehow ended up in Reams.  And boy am I glad we did.   We were wandering past the cowboy attire when some tiny plastic children’s chairs caught Mitchell’s attention.  Why they caught his attention …. I’m not sure … maybe it was the flashy colors.   Mitchell picked one up, put it on the floor and then to my horror, he began lowering his bottom to sit in it.   I looked at the seat of the chair and then at Mitchell’s bottom … I did some calculations … and Mitchell’s rump was not going to fit.  I turned and winced as Mitchell let his body weight rest on the chair.  As I turned back around my eyes beheld Mitchell sitting on the floor with the poor plastic chair broken beneath him.  Mitchell was so embarrassed that he fled the scene immediately and left me to explain the disaster.  To our dismay, those stupid little chairs cost $5.00.  I explained the fiasco to the cashier.  She took one look at the chair and said, “I don’t think we have ever had that happen before.”  So she called over the manager, he laughed and we were off the hook.  I am kind of sad I didn’t get to take a picture of Mitchell and his poor plastic victim.  I would like to thank Reams and my husband for yesterday’s excellent entertainment.